DECREE
Desolate? Dolorous? Despondent?
Deviant drunkards, dispense with that deplorable demeanor! Defy those dysphoric doldrums!
Dig: A domicile decked out for a debacle of diversified debauchery!
Dress as your favorite dead dude/dame party!
In deference to deficient discernment of disgusting ideas (i.e. poor taste)
Drool and dribble directly with darling dandys in downright dreary dusguises!
Dart about and dilly-dally with dashing debonair dicks and delve into daring debates with dynamic dainty dolls!
Dance ‘till dawn with Diana, Dracula and other dreadfully deceased cadavers!
Drift through droves of deceptively desirable derrieres and dreamy decolletes!
Discourage deplorable doctrine in didactic discourse with developing dishonest dignitaries, droll dictators and dubious, disgraceful despots!
Drill damnable deadpan Dutchmen in dangerous duplicitous dialogue!
Deliver dirty dirges to decapitated diplomats in discordant decibels!
Declare dominance over daffy diminutive dilettantes who denounce divine dominion!
Disrobe and dunk your dopey dates dramatically in da pool, demonstrating Archimedes’ displacement discovery (but don’t drown)!
Dazzle decadent dumbells and dropouts by downing dekaliters of draught!
Drink dregs determinedly to delusively delay despondency!
Duel dubious disfranchised Dukes and dole the dastards a deserved drubbing!
Of course, drinking with deranged dogmatists, dalliance with deposed deities, deferring debate to difficult dim-witted dullards, distribution of dross and other debris, or dabbling in deranged domicile damaging is undeniably discouraged.
So..... don your dancin’ duds and dare to desist from despairing deliberation!
(Don’t dither, just do it!)
Dwelling:
Date: November 1, 1997
Duration: dusk ‘till dawn
Disclaimers:
Deceit is dangerous, depraved dingbats, so dodge and detour disease diligently!
Drugs are disdained: be discreet. Danke
Don’t Drive Drunk!